sexta-feira, 30 de maio de 2014

Kyle starting a chase!

Kyle in da house! No, really! Just back from a wild investigating night down at the Vesuvius - serious, people, you have to check out that place. They're picky and stuff, since you can only enter some rooms if you're either invited or famous, but the main bar is always open for biz.



Well, my biz was some heavy shit investigating, man!

I have been following up on a lead dropped by a mysterious anonymous caller. He didn't give a name, just asked me to call him "Cacophony". Well, I'll call him honey dovey if he wants, as long as the clue is hot. And this one? Smoking!

After "intoducing" himself, the guy told me exactly this:

"Before Vesuvius erupts, the kings will hit those who wait. Beware the hounds of winter."

Crazy shit, huh? Well, Sammie told me to drop it, but Gomez said there was something familiar about it. He and me, we decided to look into it - I was going to do some googling while he checked his notes, the famous Book of Knowledge.

Well, I googled and duckduckgo'd that stuff, but not much came up. I mean, maybe the Kings were the Latin Kings, maybe the hounds were some nazi nordic gang - who knows, it was all too cryptic. Since right now we're kind of lacking in the contacts sector, I did what any reasonable top-notch hardcore investigator would have done: I posted that shit all over the webz. Forums, reddit, yahoo answers - man, I tried.

The result? One fucking reply. A single one. But boy, was that THE reply. A guy calling himself ReTurner said he could help me and sent his skype. Well, I called him and we talked for a long time.

Turns out he had heard about them hounds. They were kind of a boogeyman among street gangs, some sort of vigilante gang who would show up and drag away everybody kicking and screaming. No names, no numbers, just a few odd stories.

And then things got weird. He started asking about the kings, how I'd heard about them, what I had found out, and so on. It was clear this was an amateur trying to probe me for info. What he didn't count, though, was on me managing to identify the gang tattoo he sported on his arm:

Yeah, baby, you don't hustle a hustla. Since Gomez hasn't found anything yet (he is still nodding and humming on the corner, with that Book of Knowledge of his - more like Book of Not, amirite?), I went to the Vesuvius Club, a couple streets north, just to make sure it had no connections with the eruption mentioned by Cacophony.

Well, no eruptions - except in my pants BURN. Jk, what matters is that I think I stumbled upon something important there. A few booths away from where I was, a redhead hottie was asking one of the srippers to follow her into a more exclusive room. And - get a hold of yourselves - do you know why? I'll tell you what she said:

"I need to contact the cacophony."

FUCKING ACED IT!

22 comentários:

  1. Where do you guys get your weed? Gotta be fucking high to write so much bullshit lol

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  2. Hey people, do you guys know anything about all that shitstorm about the Cheyron grop last week? Cant trust corporate media

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  3. yeah yeah lets all wear our tinfoil hats, the Iluminatti are going to control our minds

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  4. Obvious Troll is obvious

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  5. u fuking idots know nothing

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  6. You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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  7. Hounds are real man. There was this little shit on my neighborhood that started moving some boys, said was in league with some West Coast big boss. Last word on the street was that he was going to take down the hounds to proove himself. Now he's gone without a trace. Just like that.

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    1. That's Bullshit, Hurley. You know that Big Mac gone missing when those Cross fanatics came to town. There are no coincidences. Also, turn on your IP scrambler, man. n00b mistakes like these will get you jailtime, or worse

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    2. Sorry man. Hey, u monitoring the webz? PM me, I'm getting some weird activity.

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  8. Somthing weird goin on. We need more pepl on the street doin actual investigation. We need proof.

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  9. HOLY FUCK did u guys see that data spike at Cheyron?

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  10. I've never seen so much data

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  11. Man, it's that über encryption again. Not even j4nu5 can hack these fuckers

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  12. Take ur heresy elsewhere, infidel. j4nu5 iz gOd.

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    1. Haven't seen j4nu5 recently. Did they finally got her? After that fuckfest with the wikileaks and Assange took all the heat (motherfucker wants all the glory) Corps will definitely want to put a bullet on the bitch.

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    2. j4nu5 has a wiener between the legs, Damien. But it's ok, u prefer this way. Everybody knows girls cant hack. Bunch of fappers just want to think it's a she.

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  13. Said the 30 year old virgin on his mother's basement. I'd fuck j4nu5 anus any day!

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  14. Enough with the puns and focus on that data, people! We just hit the motherlode!

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