Prometheus Uncovered: fevereiro 2014

segunda-feira, 24 de fevereiro de 2014

Yo, it's Sammie, your main man!

We got our first assignment from this local kid who goes to Palo Alto - JJ "mah man" Chair! He asked us to help him draft a family tree, cus his own was stolen or some shit.

So here it is. Gomez has set it up all nice and fancy in this lineage site, so check it out guys - maybe we're dealing with small truths, here, but they are truths anywayz, amirite or amirite?

http://jjcarmichael.myheritage.com

You need to be a premium member (laaaame) to see stuff, so use our account to check it out - just don't change the entries, Gomez hasn't figured out how to restore them yet. HONOR SYSTEM:

login: jjcarmi@hushmail.com
password: JJcarmi

Chill!

About the Prometheus Brothers

Have you ever wondered if there is something else out there? If life is, like, more than we think or hope? That there's like a curtain in front of your eyes, just waiting for you to rip it open and take a full look at all secrets behind it?

Yeah, well, we do. I'm Kyle Grant!

And I'm Sammie Grant!

And I'm Gomez! The one who got these two good-for-nothing miscreants to pierce the veil and start seeing the world behind the world and all cogs of the-

Yeah, yeah, not really, Gomez. As our guests may know, if they remember the glorious days of the PROMETHEUS UNRISING: A BLOG DENOUNCING CONSPIRACIES AND SCHEMES, Sammie and I have always dabbled in the forbidden.

But it was I, Gomez, who managed to get them to resume investigating and blogging after numerous calls and two restraining orders!

No, Gomez, it wasn't you, man. It was the cop.

Yep! Officer Clyde Cross of SF's 6th PD. He was the one who called us asking about-

Isn't it, like, Ross?

Whatever - about the Gnosopharm. Our documentary. WHich was totally fake, cause we never included the hippies with red eyes or the chicks that looked the same or that guy with the black skin (no racism, lol).

Three days later, the place goes up in flames and hundreds die. And who did I, Gomez, see fleeing the scene?

The Ross dude! And that cabbie with the wild eyes and that famous actor.

So that's when we were fully convinced that, you know, maybe all our investigating, all this time... Maybe we were onto something. Maybe this Ross guy was just trying to get us on the right track again, so we can spread the truth.

Only he disappeared. He, the actor, the cabbie, the bouncer who lives with him. It's almost like they're hiding.

I'm telling you, I saw all of them at the cemetery last -

Sure Gomez, just like you saw that vaaaampire attacking the chick on Central yesterday.

It's the truth, you miscreants -

They should make Gomez snacks, so he could go in his adventures to try to find mummies and vampires and frankenstein and stuff.

Totally! Up for Gomez Snacks!

Seriously, though, this is what we do: we solve mysteries. We decipher conspiracies. We bring stuff into the light.

"I would have gotten away if it wasn 't for you meddling kids and that stupid Gomez"

laughter